The World's Greatest Networker, Gordon Moss, Sets New World Record!!!
United States of America (Press Release) August 20, 2007 -- Gordon Moss, AKA The World's Greatest Networker, Set a new world record yesterday. The record, previously held by Sven Jorgensen, was recorded yesterday by officials from the Guinness Book yesterday.
Moss ate nothing but sardines in mustard sauce for 1135 straigt days without fault.
The World's Greatest Networker told Channel 9 news that it was by accident he broke the record." My neighbor lady gave me the coupons for the sardines. I really don't like them but they do keep me regular. Really, I can shit through a screen door" Moss stated.
It was noted that yesterday Moss received shipment of 2000 boxes of Kraft macaroni and cheese dinners. Could another record be set? More to come!
Moss ate nothing but sardines in mustard sauce for 1135 straigt days without fault.
The World's Greatest Networker told Channel 9 news that it was by accident he broke the record." My neighbor lady gave me the coupons for the sardines. I really don't like them but they do keep me regular. Really, I can shit through a screen door" Moss stated.
It was noted that yesterday Moss received shipment of 2000 boxes of Kraft macaroni and cheese dinners. Could another record be set? More to come!
