July 13, 2007 (Press Release) — GORDON MOSS(The World’s Greatest Networker) HURLS FAX MACHINE FROM THIRD STORY MANSION WINDOW!!!
July 13, 2007 (Press Release) — GORDON MOSS(The World’s Greatest Networker) HURLS FAX MACHINE FROM THIRD STORY MANSION WINDOW!!!
The fax machine was said to have weighed 200 lbs because, like Gordon Moss, it was antique.
The fax machine was said to have weighed 200 lbs because, like Gordon Moss, it was antique.
The Machine was thrown from the third story of his mansion in a fit of rage over roast beef. “I told the morons,’rare’”, Moss said.
Sadly the fax machine was tethered to a 200 foot extention cord that was still plgged in. The fax machine landed in the pool where six fat women were taking a late night dip. They were all cooked as well done as the roast beef. Moss could not be found for further comment.
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