Gordon Moss, The World’s Greatst Networker, Has New Invention
Gordon Moss announced today that he has came up with a new kitchen tool that will revolutionize the culinary world.
The world’s greatest networker has created a machine that will make
a great cup of espresso as well as wash the laundry. Moss stated “the machine will brew your java and wash your underwear at the same time”. It uses space age technology to accomplish what none other has.
Moss says he will take his idea to the patent patent office tomorrow. Coffee experts think the underwear filtering the joe will make it “taste like shit”.
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