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Moss ate nothing but sardines in mustard sauce for 1135 straigt days without fault.

The World’s Greatest Networker told Channel 9 news that it was by accident he broke the record.” My neighbor lady gave me the coupons for the sardines. I really don’t like them but they do keep me regular. Really, I can shit through a screen door” Moss stated.

It was noted that yesterday Moss received shipment of 2000 boxes of Kraft macaroni and cheese dinners. Could another record be set? More to come!

The Machine was thrown from the third story of his mansion in a fit of rage over roast beef. “I told the morons,’rare’”, Moss said.

Sadly the fax machine was tethered to a 200 foot extention cord that was still plgged in. The fax machine landed in the pool where six fat women were taking a late night dip. They were all cooked as well done as the roast beef. Moss could not be found for further comment.

The world’s greatest networker has created a machine that will make
a great cup of espresso as well as wash the laundry. Moss stated “the machine will brew your java and wash your underwear at the same time”. It uses space age technology to accomplish what none other has.

Moss says he will take his idea to the patent patent office tomorrow. Coffee experts think the underwear filtering the joe will make it “taste like shit”.

Gordon Moss, The World’s Greatest Networker, took an unexpected journey outside of his West Bloomfield fortress this morning for the first time in over 1200 days.

Network marketers from all over the country lined the streets in front of the mansion to get a glimpse of the world’s greatest networker as he emerged. With the exception of the Meals On Wheels guy, it was the first time Moss was seen by anyone in almost 4 years.

One spectator said,”The door opened really slowly and we saw a couple of bats fly out. Then we saw Moss come out. It was kind of hard to tell if it was Gordon Moss because he had what seemed to be gallons of SPF 200 slathered all over his body” What happened next is a mystery.

Moss came out and apparently saw his shadow. He turned and ran back inside screaming “It’s really blue…It’s really blue!!” No one knows if he was screaming about his shadow or the sky, but it
is expected that we will now have six more weeks of summer.

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Gordon Moss, The World’s Greatest Networker, shocked the networkers in The city of West Bloomfield, Mi. by having anchovies on his breakfast pie instead of pepperoni. “We were all dumbfounded when we heard the news” one local networker said. Another stated”…..you never know what the cards hold from day to day”. What’s next?

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Gordon Moss Elected Gordon Moss Governer of networker ville today. Gordon Moss said He would have been better off to remain The Greatest Networker in the World, but wanted to expand his horizons. Gordon Moss stated “networkers across America should run to the polls before they see pepperoni pizzas flying
through the air”

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